18个月
这篇博,仅仅是为了纪念漫长又短暂的过去,而写的。
未来还有多长多远?都要继续微笑着面对生活啊。
Monday, May 3, 2010
Monday, April 26, 2010
Where is PR leading us to?
The whole world seems to be overwhelmingly in pain and upset about Zaid's defeat. Except for One-Malaysia PM and BN supporters, of course.
In such pain, peoples start blaming. Saying it was a buy-election, saying PR's campaign team was sucked, saying DAP/PAS/PKR didn't give their full-out.. Some even blamed Malays and Indian voters for not supporting PR.
Despite all the reasons you can think of for PR's failure in Hulu Selangor, the most important thing which PR should reflect on and review is, where are they taking us or Malaysia to?
One undeniable fact is that, PR has no RIGHT strategy to counter Najib's One-Malaysia at this point of time. Yes, you can accuse Najib as a hypocrite, you can question his sincerity in implementing the gagasan, you can even list down hundreds of signs and facts showing that One-Malaysia is actually fake slogan. BUT. But, at least it set a target for BN, it gives Malaysians a vision, and it sketch a (fake?) future.
What about Pakatan Rakyat?
Besides "we will take over Putrajaya", "BN/Najib is hypocrite", "anti-ISA, anti-AUKU, anti-corruptions" and etc, what is the future of this country that you can promise to the Rakyat? Any visions you had provided to convince the rakyat that PR is the GOVERNMENT-IN-WAITING?
Only oppose to BN's wrong-doings and criticise on BN's slogan/gagasan, without providing an alternative vision, will not convince rakyat that you're prepared to takeover the ruling role. Pakatan Rakyat have to come out with ONE common share vision or reformasi plan i.e. a 论述/愿景/纲领 among 3parties, on how their are going to govern Malaysia if they win the majority, before GE13.
Not only to counter Najib's One-Malaysia, also to convince the rakyat that you're ready to rule.
Is it Ketuanan Rakyat? Malaysian's Malaysia? Islamic State? New Politics? Fairness and equality?
Whatever it is, tell us what exactly your reform is about? Tell us where are you leading Malaysia to? Mere objections and oppositions will make PR a forever opposition coalition. You wouldn't want that to happen right? Malaysians neither.
PR's defeat in Hulu Selangor is an opportunity. To make PR a better coalition, or to make it continue to split and fall, it's all in your hand, dear PR leaders.
Don't disappoint the nearly 50% votes who crossed the box beside PKR/DAP/PAS logo on the ballot paper. Just a little bit more effort to make it 55%.
In such pain, peoples start blaming. Saying it was a buy-election, saying PR's campaign team was sucked, saying DAP/PAS/PKR didn't give their full-out.. Some even blamed Malays and Indian voters for not supporting PR.
Despite all the reasons you can think of for PR's failure in Hulu Selangor, the most important thing which PR should reflect on and review is, where are they taking us or Malaysia to?
One undeniable fact is that, PR has no RIGHT strategy to counter Najib's One-Malaysia at this point of time. Yes, you can accuse Najib as a hypocrite, you can question his sincerity in implementing the gagasan, you can even list down hundreds of signs and facts showing that One-Malaysia is actually fake slogan. BUT. But, at least it set a target for BN, it gives Malaysians a vision, and it sketch a (fake?) future.
What about Pakatan Rakyat?
Besides "we will take over Putrajaya", "BN/Najib is hypocrite", "anti-ISA, anti-AUKU, anti-corruptions" and etc, what is the future of this country that you can promise to the Rakyat? Any visions you had provided to convince the rakyat that PR is the GOVERNMENT-IN-WAITING?
Only oppose to BN's wrong-doings and criticise on BN's slogan/gagasan, without providing an alternative vision, will not convince rakyat that you're prepared to takeover the ruling role. Pakatan Rakyat have to come out with ONE common share vision or reformasi plan i.e. a 论述/愿景/纲领 among 3parties, on how their are going to govern Malaysia if they win the majority, before GE13.
Not only to counter Najib's One-Malaysia, also to convince the rakyat that you're ready to rule.
Is it Ketuanan Rakyat? Malaysian's Malaysia? Islamic State? New Politics? Fairness and equality?
Whatever it is, tell us what exactly your reform is about? Tell us where are you leading Malaysia to? Mere objections and oppositions will make PR a forever opposition coalition. You wouldn't want that to happen right? Malaysians neither.
PR's defeat in Hulu Selangor is an opportunity. To make PR a better coalition, or to make it continue to split and fall, it's all in your hand, dear PR leaders.
Don't disappoint the nearly 50% votes who crossed the box beside PKR/DAP/PAS logo on the ballot paper. Just a little bit more effort to make it 55%.
Saturday, April 24, 2010
BJ日记·11
国会辩论实录 - 好笑篇
跳脱议员们的论点好坏,有时候我们的议员真的很幽默的,不信?读读看(大略):
例子1:
Balik Pulau很想要表达意见,议长一直不给。
Balik Pulau(PKR): Saya nak bantu. Saya cuma nak bantu..
Speaker: SAYA TIDAK MINTA BANTUAN PUN. Duduk, Balik Pulau. Saya akan rehatkan Balik Pulau.
*大笑*
例子2:
阿兹敏想打岔阿都拉曼的谈话。
Gombak(PKR): Tan Sri Speaker, peraturan mesyuarat.
Speaker: Kota Belut, duduk. Ya, ya, apa tu Yg Berhormat?
Gombak: Peraturan Mesyuarat 35.1.
Speaker: Sila. Apa itu 35.1?
Gombak: 35.1, MEMBOLEHKAN SAYA BANGUN UNTUK BEUCAP.
Speaker: ....... *炸到*
*哄堂大笑*
例子3:
民联议员一直打岔阿都拉曼,场面混乱。
Kota Belut(BN): Kalau kawan-kawan tak sabar, keluar dewan minum la, saya belanja.
Speaker: Kota Belut(ketawa), saya beri amaran(ketawa), jangan mogok kawan-kawan dalam dewan.
*大笑*
例子4:
林吉祥又挑起乌雪喝酒争议。
Ipoh Timur(DAP): Yang Berhormat sebelah sana siapa tak minum? Siapa tak pernah minum dulu? Minum! Semua minum!! Adakah PM berani jawab?
Speaker: Saya pun minum, Yang Berhormat, TAPI AIR.
*记者愣了一下,然后大笑*
例子5:
凯里对安华开炮,攻击他和犹太人很熟。
Rembau(BN): Saya ada file, file in membuktikan......
Machang(PKR): *拿起比较厚的文件* SAYA PUN ADA FILE, LEBIH TEBAL!
Shah Alam(PAS): *拿起更厚的纸* SAYA PUN ADA BUKTI UMNO KAIT ISRAEL, TEBAL LAGI!
Rembau: *不甘示弱,弯腰从地上拿起一大叠纸* NA, INI LAGI TEBAL!
*大家硬是要比看谁的纸张厚,外面笑翻天*
例子6:
安华对纳吉开炮。
P.Pauh(PKR): .....Dasar luar tiba-tiba berubah, Najib sanggup MELUTUT kepada Obama....
*国阵议员群起反对*
YBsss(BN): Saya nak minta dia tarik balik. TARIK BALIK.
*Kecoh*
P.Pauh: Okay, saya tarik balik.
*Terus Kecoh*
Speaker: Diam, Yang Berhormat, Diam, Duduk betul-betul. P.Pauh kata dia dah tarik balik. Janganlah kecoh, KERANA KECOHLAH KAMU SEMUA TAK DENGAR!
P.Pauh: Har......*一副"都怪你们太吵"的样子*
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当然,有些事情和画面用文字转述,效果会减了几分。就当作笑话集随便读一读吧。纯粹分享。:)
跳脱议员们的论点好坏,有时候我们的议员真的很幽默的,不信?读读看(大略):
例子1:
Balik Pulau很想要表达意见,议长一直不给。
Balik Pulau(PKR): Saya nak bantu. Saya cuma nak bantu..
Speaker: SAYA TIDAK MINTA BANTUAN PUN. Duduk, Balik Pulau. Saya akan rehatkan Balik Pulau.
*大笑*
例子2:
阿兹敏想打岔阿都拉曼的谈话。
Gombak(PKR): Tan Sri Speaker, peraturan mesyuarat.
Speaker: Kota Belut, duduk. Ya, ya, apa tu Yg Berhormat?
Gombak: Peraturan Mesyuarat 35.1.
Speaker: Sila. Apa itu 35.1?
Gombak: 35.1, MEMBOLEHKAN SAYA BANGUN UNTUK BEUCAP.
Speaker: ....... *炸到*
*哄堂大笑*
例子3:
民联议员一直打岔阿都拉曼,场面混乱。
Kota Belut(BN): Kalau kawan-kawan tak sabar, keluar dewan minum la, saya belanja.
Speaker: Kota Belut(ketawa), saya beri amaran(ketawa), jangan mogok kawan-kawan dalam dewan.
*大笑*
例子4:
林吉祥又挑起乌雪喝酒争议。
Ipoh Timur(DAP): Yang Berhormat sebelah sana siapa tak minum? Siapa tak pernah minum dulu? Minum! Semua minum!! Adakah PM berani jawab?
Speaker: Saya pun minum, Yang Berhormat, TAPI AIR.
*记者愣了一下,然后大笑*
例子5:
凯里对安华开炮,攻击他和犹太人很熟。
Rembau(BN): Saya ada file, file in membuktikan......
Machang(PKR): *拿起比较厚的文件* SAYA PUN ADA FILE, LEBIH TEBAL!
Shah Alam(PAS): *拿起更厚的纸* SAYA PUN ADA BUKTI UMNO KAIT ISRAEL, TEBAL LAGI!
Rembau: *不甘示弱,弯腰从地上拿起一大叠纸* NA, INI LAGI TEBAL!
*大家硬是要比看谁的纸张厚,外面笑翻天*
例子6:
安华对纳吉开炮。
P.Pauh(PKR): .....Dasar luar tiba-tiba berubah, Najib sanggup MELUTUT kepada Obama....
*国阵议员群起反对*
YBsss(BN): Saya nak minta dia tarik balik. TARIK BALIK.
*Kecoh*
P.Pauh: Okay, saya tarik balik.
*Terus Kecoh*
Speaker: Diam, Yang Berhormat, Diam, Duduk betul-betul. P.Pauh kata dia dah tarik balik. Janganlah kecoh, KERANA KECOHLAH KAMU SEMUA TAK DENGAR!
P.Pauh: Har......*一副"都怪你们太吵"的样子*
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当然,有些事情和画面用文字转述,效果会减了几分。就当作笑话集随便读一读吧。纯粹分享。:)
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
这一次,我真的很难过。
其实,我真的很难过。
我可以这样说话吗?
有时候,我们只能安慰自己,
得不到,也许是因为努力不够,
也许是因为另一场收获在等待。
然后,抬起头,
继续笑着面对生活。
因为,哭泣的样子,
实在太难看了。
可是。
可是。
可是。
我止不住往下掉的泪。
我可以这样说话吗?
有时候,我们只能安慰自己,
得不到,也许是因为努力不够,
也许是因为另一场收获在等待。
然后,抬起头,
继续笑着面对生活。
因为,哭泣的样子,
实在太难看了。
可是。
可是。
可是。
我止不住往下掉的泪。
Thursday, April 8, 2010
It’s not about Ketuanan Melayu.
I just feel like I need to do it in non-Mandarin, and you know, I always feel sorry about my command of Malay Language. (English is not good as well, but at least better.)
I’m feeling sick. On PERKASA’s words and deeds, the keris, the “don’t talk shit!”, the “we (Malays) had sacrificed a lot” and etc. On Muhyddin’s declaration, saying that he is Malaysians second, even though he is the Deputy PM, the leader to all Malaysians. On the RETURN of the King, opps, sorry, it was the Return of Ahmad Ismail, the founder to Hermit Crab......Statement, and etc.
The greatest taboo I face now, is the upsurge of racism. I hate this stupid -ism, even more than Khir Toyo’s and Zakaria’s Palaces.
I remembered once Anwar had said, “nilai manusia bukan pada kulitnya”. I don’t believe in him personally, but I devoutly believe in his statement, as I believe it’s a principle that every Malaysians shall uphold tightly to.
Political parties, particularly UMNO and it’s friends and family (for examples, PERKASA), like to manipulate the ethnic issues. Ketuanan Melayu, hence become the most famous slogan ever in this BolehLand.
However, did you ever realize, it’s never about Ketuanan “Melayu”. It’s only about KETUANAN UMNO, or KETUANAN POWER.
Why?
Simply because the creation of this SLOGAN, is only to serve for ONE purpose, i.e. to ensure that BN in general, UMNO in specific, WILL NOT FALL. They want to consolidate their ruling power, they want their regime to be everlasting, and therefore they are juggling the peoples with all sorts of racial issues.
Ketuanan Melayu? Only to persuade, to brain-wash, to lobby Malay voters. 513? Kampung Medan? Only to intimidate, to frighten, to deter Non-Malay voters from voting opposition parties.
By fabricating and instilling racial sentiments, they can control over the votes, especially those who believe in ethnic politics. Malays believe only UMNO can protect their privileges and ketuanan, perhaps? Chinese and Indians believe only MCA and MIC can talk to Malays and fight for our own Community’s rights.
However, how efficient is it worked? I mean this model of politics, ruling by dividing the peoples? You tell me, what happen to Hindraf? You tell me, what happen to Chinese who eagerly and anxiously want to emigrate out from Malaysia? You tell me, what happen to poor Malays who still remain poor, while those named cronies earn big money? You tell me, what happen to Kelantan’s oil royalty? Is that Kelantanese not Malays, or just because the Malays don’t vote for UMNO, then “Ketuanan Melayu” that UMNO always uphold suddenly mute?
We can actually raise thousands of questions similar to the above.
Shouldn't we start to think and sketch, what kind of future we really need and want? To continue with current situation? That peoples from different races, keep doubting, disliking, or attacking each others? That papers and medias, keeping focusing and goreng (you-know-which) on racial issues?
I am tired of this. Let's live in harmony, can't we?
What's wrong with Chinese befriend with Indians? What's wrong with Malays in love with Chinese? What's wrong with Christians and Muslims and Buddhists sitting in one table doing chit-chatting about "Allah" issue? What's wrong with all that? I just can't understand...
(Actually we can live in harmony, and we did, we do, we will, when we put aside all the political manipulations, or we just ignore some extremist politicians...)
I’m feeling sick. On PERKASA’s words and deeds, the keris, the “don’t talk shit!”, the “we (Malays) had sacrificed a lot” and etc. On Muhyddin’s declaration, saying that he is Malaysians second, even though he is the Deputy PM, the leader to all Malaysians. On the RETURN of the King, opps, sorry, it was the Return of Ahmad Ismail, the founder to Hermit Crab......Statement, and etc.
The greatest taboo I face now, is the upsurge of racism. I hate this stupid -ism, even more than Khir Toyo’s and Zakaria’s Palaces.
I remembered once Anwar had said, “nilai manusia bukan pada kulitnya”. I don’t believe in him personally, but I devoutly believe in his statement, as I believe it’s a principle that every Malaysians shall uphold tightly to.
Political parties, particularly UMNO and it’s friends and family (for examples, PERKASA), like to manipulate the ethnic issues. Ketuanan Melayu, hence become the most famous slogan ever in this BolehLand.
However, did you ever realize, it’s never about Ketuanan “Melayu”. It’s only about KETUANAN UMNO, or KETUANAN POWER.
Why?
Simply because the creation of this SLOGAN, is only to serve for ONE purpose, i.e. to ensure that BN in general, UMNO in specific, WILL NOT FALL. They want to consolidate their ruling power, they want their regime to be everlasting, and therefore they are juggling the peoples with all sorts of racial issues.
Ketuanan Melayu? Only to persuade, to brain-wash, to lobby Malay voters. 513? Kampung Medan? Only to intimidate, to frighten, to deter Non-Malay voters from voting opposition parties.
By fabricating and instilling racial sentiments, they can control over the votes, especially those who believe in ethnic politics. Malays believe only UMNO can protect their privileges and ketuanan, perhaps? Chinese and Indians believe only MCA and MIC can talk to Malays and fight for our own Community’s rights.
However, how efficient is it worked? I mean this model of politics, ruling by dividing the peoples? You tell me, what happen to Hindraf? You tell me, what happen to Chinese who eagerly and anxiously want to emigrate out from Malaysia? You tell me, what happen to poor Malays who still remain poor, while those named cronies earn big money? You tell me, what happen to Kelantan’s oil royalty? Is that Kelantanese not Malays, or just because the Malays don’t vote for UMNO, then “Ketuanan Melayu” that UMNO always uphold suddenly mute?
We can actually raise thousands of questions similar to the above.
Shouldn't we start to think and sketch, what kind of future we really need and want? To continue with current situation? That peoples from different races, keep doubting, disliking, or attacking each others? That papers and medias, keeping focusing and goreng (you-know-which) on racial issues?
I am tired of this. Let's live in harmony, can't we?
What's wrong with Chinese befriend with Indians? What's wrong with Malays in love with Chinese? What's wrong with Christians and Muslims and Buddhists sitting in one table doing chit-chatting about "Allah" issue? What's wrong with all that? I just can't understand...
(Actually we can live in harmony, and we did, we do, we will, when we put aside all the political manipulations, or we just ignore some extremist politicians...)
Monday, March 15, 2010
Monday, February 1, 2010
新年来了……
新年来了,想回家了。
想回家了,是因为想念了。
想念家人,想念老友,想念家里的饭菜,想念大人的唠叨,想念从前的简单快乐,想念小时的天真无牙,想念曾经的纯纯的笨笨的我们。
想念一班人的叛逆。想念那时候还没学会世故就学人家搞小圈子,说同学的坏话,给老师取花名。然后假假跟谁好,真真跟谁好。还有因为吵嘴闹脾气,就不要跟谁好……想念大家为了出去玩儿,骗家人讲去哪里哪里参加活动,去哪里哪里温习功课。甚至想念和家人拌嘴吵闹,然后发脾气久久不说话。
想念一群人的疯狂。想念那时候还没学会管理就学人家搞活动。会为了生活营办得失败哭泣,也会为生活营办得成功流泪。然后离别的烛光那一夜,明明知道开学还会再相见,却还要哭得生离死别一样死去活来。想念一起骑脚车在深夜的路上狂奔,想念为了小小的校际操步比赛把自己操到奄奄一息。想念Lagu Patriotic的练习,想念夺冠后的骄傲跋扈。
想念小女生的心事。想念朋友之间偷偷分享你暗恋哪位男生我喜欢哪位学长,然后激烈辩论应不应该去表白。想念见到心仪的对象会脸红心跳、心如小鹿乱撞的感觉,然后对方靠近,自己却躲得远远。想念好朋友一起挤在一张床上,讨论对爱情的憧憬,对未来的幻想。然后说如果我们都嫁不出去,我们一起买间姑婆屋,还要养小狗。
想念那文人笔下所谓"年少轻狂"的岁月。
那时候,我们的心很大,可以天马行空地编织许多大大的轻轻的梦想,我们相信,我们可以战胜一切,也可以赢得世界。那时候,我们的心也很小,一点小事就能让我们笑让我们哭,所有的感动都令人刻骨铭心,所有的倒霉都令人咬牙切齿。
那时候,世界很简单。只有爱和恨,只有善和恶,只有好人和坏人,只有朋友和敌人……
这些,都停留在那时候。
想回家了,是因为想念了。
想念家人,想念老友,想念家里的饭菜,想念大人的唠叨,想念从前的简单快乐,想念小时的天真无牙,想念曾经的纯纯的笨笨的我们。
想念一班人的叛逆。想念那时候还没学会世故就学人家搞小圈子,说同学的坏话,给老师取花名。然后假假跟谁好,真真跟谁好。还有因为吵嘴闹脾气,就不要跟谁好……想念大家为了出去玩儿,骗家人讲去哪里哪里参加活动,去哪里哪里温习功课。甚至想念和家人拌嘴吵闹,然后发脾气久久不说话。
想念一群人的疯狂。想念那时候还没学会管理就学人家搞活动。会为了生活营办得失败哭泣,也会为生活营办得成功流泪。然后离别的烛光那一夜,明明知道开学还会再相见,却还要哭得生离死别一样死去活来。想念一起骑脚车在深夜的路上狂奔,想念为了小小的校际操步比赛把自己操到奄奄一息。想念Lagu Patriotic的练习,想念夺冠后的骄傲跋扈。
想念小女生的心事。想念朋友之间偷偷分享你暗恋哪位男生我喜欢哪位学长,然后激烈辩论应不应该去表白。想念见到心仪的对象会脸红心跳、心如小鹿乱撞的感觉,然后对方靠近,自己却躲得远远。想念好朋友一起挤在一张床上,讨论对爱情的憧憬,对未来的幻想。然后说如果我们都嫁不出去,我们一起买间姑婆屋,还要养小狗。
想念那文人笔下所谓"年少轻狂"的岁月。
那时候,我们的心很大,可以天马行空地编织许多大大的轻轻的梦想,我们相信,我们可以战胜一切,也可以赢得世界。那时候,我们的心也很小,一点小事就能让我们笑让我们哭,所有的感动都令人刻骨铭心,所有的倒霉都令人咬牙切齿。
那时候,世界很简单。只有爱和恨,只有善和恶,只有好人和坏人,只有朋友和敌人……
这些,都停留在那时候。
Saturday, January 16, 2010
中国·桂林阳朔 - 文化休克
文化休克,直接翻译嘛,当然就是culture shock。嘿嘿。
为什么是文化休克呢?因为我不能把我接下来要写的东西,直接定论为坏的事情。所以我只能说,那也许是不同国度不同国情不同文化,给我带来的冲击太大,以至于我……嗯……勉强叫做-->适应不良吧!
首先,
恐怖的清喉咙声响
抵达桂林的第一天晚上,和LS兴致勃勃地,出门找吃去。因为天气冷,非常想吃火锅,就一间一间沿路找去。
来到某间装潢啊格调啊看起来都蛮不错的火锅店外,走上前去想要翻看菜单。这时,从餐厅里迎面走出来一位年青男子。男子走下餐厅外铺上红色地毯的阶梯,而我走上去。就在我们之间差一步距离的时候,突然一阵清喉咙的声音,然后“噗”的一声,一口痰硬生生地吐在我面前的红色地毯上,吓得我连连往后退三步。
那名男子似乎没看到有个可爱的异国女子正花容失色地瞪着他,就这样走掉了。
后来,和LS继续往街上走。两个美女大惊失色地发现,我们的左右前后附近不远,常常和随时,都会有这样子清喉咙的声音出现,伴随着一口痰和大地说哈罗。
结果,在中国十多天,我们养成听到相关声响就会皱眉头向反方向跳开三步的潜意识动作。
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都讲是小孩子咯!
去看熊猫。胖胖的黑白的小东西实在是太可爱了!一个一直吃,一个一直搔痒,一个一直挂在树上不停地换姿势睡觉,害我们都不舍得离开。
然后,一伙喧闹的当地游客走了进来,熊猫屋里突然没了宁静。
突然,这伙游客里的一位小孩,把手上的塑料瓶/石头/垃圾?(我没看清楚啊……)丢向其中一只熊猫,惊扰了小动物。站在旁边的管理员一看到,马上破口大骂:“你这个小孩是怎么啦!为什么拿东西丢熊猫啊?!那是国宝你会不会啊”(当然,伴随一些不太文雅的字眼……)
小孩身边的一大群大人不堪小孩被骂,就回骂管理员:“他是小孩他懂什么?!你这样乱骂人你有没有礼貌啊?!小孩你也骂!”(当然,伴随一些不太文雅的字眼……)
管理员这下子是气上加气,骂的更厉害:“他是小孩可你们是一大群大人啊!你们也不会阻止他教育他啊!现在是谁不懂礼貌没有道理?!哈!小孩就不用教啊!”(伴随相当粗俗的字眼……)
也许是道理上站不住脚了(至少我个人偏见觉得管理员还是有理的),那群大人更火了:“都说是小孩啦!小孩懂什么?!你这个人不讲理,我要见你们领导,我要投诉去。哪里有这样对游客的!你这是待客之道啊?!”(伴随着非常粗俗的字眼……)
双方持续骂战……然后那群大人里有一男一女一边骂(小孩不宜的字眼)一边冲上前来,想要挥拳打那位管理员。还好,旁边的人制止了……
就这样……持续了20分钟的骂战,在双方疲劳了之后,那群大人和小孩发现没有什么“领导”出来见他们,就愤愤不平地离开了。离开前还丢下一句话给管理员:“X你的X的,我一定去投诉你!”
我和LS看到花容失色、脸青唇白。这只是我们抵达桂林的第二天……
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免费拍照
话说某天我们欢天喜地地去某岩洞参观,看到门票上写着:免费拍照,心里不免又多高兴几分。(你懂啦,普通的相机在黑黑的洞里拍照的效果……然后一般旅游胜地帮你拍照又都要收钱的……)我不禁心里暗暗称赞,这个景点还蛮不错的,竟然提供免费拍照。
走进岩洞里,果然五光十色,灯光把普通的钟乳石照得很是漂亮。
走着走着,就来到一处相当壮观的岩壁和钟乳石丛前。果然牌子上写着大大的字:免费拍照!我和LS当然不落人后,也赶快跑去拍照。(反正你都说包含在门票里了嘛,几十块的票价不拍我不是亏?!)
慢慢参观完偌大的岩洞,来到出口处,看到领照片的柜台,就去拿照片。看了一下效果,也算是拍得不错。正想拿走……
“啊!小妹,一张照片15块,给了钱才能拿。”
(不解)“不是说拍照免费的吗?我们有门票啊。”
(面不改色,不眨眼睛)“哦,这个嘛,拍自然是免费的,拿照片就要钱嘛!”
?!
%$%&(*()$@#$#@!@^……气死!我是要骂你老奸巨滑偷换概念,还是要骂我自己贪小便宜被人骗?!
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EXCUSE ME
还是去某景点参观,一团人跟着导游,好奇的眼睛四处张望,想把美丽景色尽收眼帘。
突然,正兴高采烈的本小姐被旁边的人狠狠地推了一把,差点儿跌倒。马上疑惑又生气地看向身边的欧吉桑,一个三、四十岁的大叔……
他竟然一脸理所当然地喊,“让开!我要拍照!”
他M的,你几十岁的人,就算不会讲"excuse me",也可以讲“对不起,请借过/请让一让”吧?!真是$^?!@@&%%$#
而且,这情况并不是只有一次……
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哈啰,这是大街耶……
某夜,咱们走在算是繁华的商业街上,眼睛溜溜地四处搜寻可以狂购的商品。街上人山人海,人群川流不息。依稀记得,是09年的最后一天,元旦的除夕吧?
走近某间服装店,突然,
一位妇女提着一位莫约5岁的小女孩冲着出来,然后站在店外的五脚基上(就是行人行走的通道),帮小女孩脱下裤子,当众(没错,是当众)让小女孩在石灰地板上,蹲下来就撒起尿来。
看清楚,是在店门口中间的石灰地板上!
没有草丛,没有花圃,没有沟渠,没有石柱,没有电灯柱,没有地下水道洞口……就这么光明正大地在店门口中间的石灰地板上,小解。
尿液就这样顺着光滑的地板流了开来。行人视若无睹地躲过尿迹继续行走,我和LS两人第N次花容失色。
很想冲上前去规劝那位妇女:“哈啰,这是大街耶。”不过最后还是忍了下来。
中国人如果吐口水可以把新加坡也给淹没掉,那我们这两位小小女子逞什么强?
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好了,古人说:话到嘴边留三分,故事就说到这里留个3、4分(其实是我懒惰啦,我承认),其余的,各位乡亲父老自己去体验。
虽然遭遇很多让我立马"文化休克"的插曲,但总的来说,这只是插曲,也只是一部分中国人的行为表现,并非全部。毕竟这次在中国,我们还是遇到很多很好的人,看到很多很美的风景,体验很多很棒的事情……下次我会慢慢写。
如果问我还想去中国吗?当然还是想的。
这片承载无数文化、历史和自然遗产的神州大地,她有她的无限魅力。:)
为什么是文化休克呢?因为我不能把我接下来要写的东西,直接定论为坏的事情。所以我只能说,那也许是不同国度不同国情不同文化,给我带来的冲击太大,以至于我……嗯……勉强叫做-->适应不良吧!
首先,
恐怖的清喉咙声响
抵达桂林的第一天晚上,和LS兴致勃勃地,出门找吃去。因为天气冷,非常想吃火锅,就一间一间沿路找去。
来到某间装潢啊格调啊看起来都蛮不错的火锅店外,走上前去想要翻看菜单。这时,从餐厅里迎面走出来一位年青男子。男子走下餐厅外铺上红色地毯的阶梯,而我走上去。就在我们之间差一步距离的时候,突然一阵清喉咙的声音,然后“噗”的一声,一口痰硬生生地吐在我面前的红色地毯上,吓得我连连往后退三步。
那名男子似乎没看到有个可爱的异国女子正花容失色地瞪着他,就这样走掉了。
后来,和LS继续往街上走。两个美女大惊失色地发现,我们的左右前后附近不远,常常和随时,都会有这样子清喉咙的声音出现,伴随着一口痰和大地说哈罗。
结果,在中国十多天,我们养成听到相关声响就会皱眉头向反方向跳开三步的潜意识动作。
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
都讲是小孩子咯!
去看熊猫。胖胖的黑白的小东西实在是太可爱了!一个一直吃,一个一直搔痒,一个一直挂在树上不停地换姿势睡觉,害我们都不舍得离开。
然后,一伙喧闹的当地游客走了进来,熊猫屋里突然没了宁静。
突然,这伙游客里的一位小孩,把手上的塑料瓶/石头/垃圾?(我没看清楚啊……)丢向其中一只熊猫,惊扰了小动物。站在旁边的管理员一看到,马上破口大骂:“你这个小孩是怎么啦!为什么拿东西丢熊猫啊?!那是国宝你会不会啊”(当然,伴随一些不太文雅的字眼……)
小孩身边的一大群大人不堪小孩被骂,就回骂管理员:“他是小孩他懂什么?!你这样乱骂人你有没有礼貌啊?!小孩你也骂!”(当然,伴随一些不太文雅的字眼……)
管理员这下子是气上加气,骂的更厉害:“他是小孩可你们是一大群大人啊!你们也不会阻止他教育他啊!现在是谁不懂礼貌没有道理?!哈!小孩就不用教啊!”(伴随相当粗俗的字眼……)
也许是道理上站不住脚了(至少我个人偏见觉得管理员还是有理的),那群大人更火了:“都说是小孩啦!小孩懂什么?!你这个人不讲理,我要见你们领导,我要投诉去。哪里有这样对游客的!你这是待客之道啊?!”(伴随着非常粗俗的字眼……)
双方持续骂战……然后那群大人里有一男一女一边骂(小孩不宜的字眼)一边冲上前来,想要挥拳打那位管理员。还好,旁边的人制止了……
就这样……持续了20分钟的骂战,在双方疲劳了之后,那群大人和小孩发现没有什么“领导”出来见他们,就愤愤不平地离开了。离开前还丢下一句话给管理员:“X你的X的,我一定去投诉你!”
我和LS看到花容失色、脸青唇白。这只是我们抵达桂林的第二天……
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免费拍照
话说某天我们欢天喜地地去某岩洞参观,看到门票上写着:免费拍照,心里不免又多高兴几分。(你懂啦,普通的相机在黑黑的洞里拍照的效果……然后一般旅游胜地帮你拍照又都要收钱的……)我不禁心里暗暗称赞,这个景点还蛮不错的,竟然提供免费拍照。
走进岩洞里,果然五光十色,灯光把普通的钟乳石照得很是漂亮。
走着走着,就来到一处相当壮观的岩壁和钟乳石丛前。果然牌子上写着大大的字:免费拍照!我和LS当然不落人后,也赶快跑去拍照。(反正你都说包含在门票里了嘛,几十块的票价不拍我不是亏?!)
慢慢参观完偌大的岩洞,来到出口处,看到领照片的柜台,就去拿照片。看了一下效果,也算是拍得不错。正想拿走……
“啊!小妹,一张照片15块,给了钱才能拿。”
(不解)“不是说拍照免费的吗?我们有门票啊。”
(面不改色,不眨眼睛)“哦,这个嘛,拍自然是免费的,拿照片就要钱嘛!”
?!
%$%&(*()$@#$#@!@^……气死!我是要骂你老奸巨滑偷换概念,还是要骂我自己贪小便宜被人骗?!
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EXCUSE ME
还是去某景点参观,一团人跟着导游,好奇的眼睛四处张望,想把美丽景色尽收眼帘。
突然,正兴高采烈的本小姐被旁边的人狠狠地推了一把,差点儿跌倒。马上疑惑又生气地看向身边的欧吉桑,一个三、四十岁的大叔……
他竟然一脸理所当然地喊,“让开!我要拍照!”
他M的,你几十岁的人,就算不会讲"excuse me",也可以讲“对不起,请借过/请让一让”吧?!真是$^?!@@&%%$#
而且,这情况并不是只有一次……
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哈啰,这是大街耶……
某夜,咱们走在算是繁华的商业街上,眼睛溜溜地四处搜寻可以狂购的商品。街上人山人海,人群川流不息。依稀记得,是09年的最后一天,元旦的除夕吧?
走近某间服装店,突然,
一位妇女提着一位莫约5岁的小女孩冲着出来,然后站在店外的五脚基上(就是行人行走的通道),帮小女孩脱下裤子,当众(没错,是当众)让小女孩在石灰地板上,蹲下来就撒起尿来。
看清楚,是在店门口中间的石灰地板上!
没有草丛,没有花圃,没有沟渠,没有石柱,没有电灯柱,没有地下水道洞口……就这么光明正大地在店门口中间的石灰地板上,小解。
尿液就这样顺着光滑的地板流了开来。行人视若无睹地躲过尿迹继续行走,我和LS两人第N次花容失色。
很想冲上前去规劝那位妇女:“哈啰,这是大街耶。”不过最后还是忍了下来。
中国人如果吐口水可以把新加坡也给淹没掉,那我们这两位小小女子逞什么强?
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好了,古人说:话到嘴边留三分,故事就说到这里留个3、4分(其实是我懒惰啦,我承认),其余的,各位乡亲父老自己去体验。
虽然遭遇很多让我立马"文化休克"的插曲,但总的来说,这只是插曲,也只是一部分中国人的行为表现,并非全部。毕竟这次在中国,我们还是遇到很多很好的人,看到很多很美的风景,体验很多很棒的事情……下次我会慢慢写。
如果问我还想去中国吗?当然还是想的。
这片承载无数文化、历史和自然遗产的神州大地,她有她的无限魅力。:)
Saturday, December 26, 2009
No.1 Broadband
昨天出门采访,经过某条收费大道,看到某个大大的广告牌。
上面写着:
TM Net --> No.1 Broadband in Malaysia~
我心想:那当然!在宽频效率和素质普遍糟糕的大马,你真的以为你还有什么强大的竞争对手吗?
真是三条黑线……
上面写着:
TM Net --> No.1 Broadband in Malaysia~
我心想:那当然!在宽频效率和素质普遍糟糕的大马,你真的以为你还有什么强大的竞争对手吗?
真是三条黑线……
Thursday, December 17, 2009
难过
再多的话语也是枉然。
亲爱的大家,
好好为自己加油,
好好过每分每秒,
好好地朝理想和目标前进。
因为大家都是黄金队友,
所以相信大家都能,
闯出一片属于自己的天空。
我很期待,
期待下一次人齐的时候,
再来打场表演赛,
或模拟赛,
或在选拔赛后绑票,
或saiko、骂人
还是演相声什么的。
虽然这个“下一次”,
看起来越来越困难,
越来越遥远。
亲爱的大家,
好好为自己加油,
好好过每分每秒,
好好地朝理想和目标前进。
因为大家都是黄金队友,
所以相信大家都能,
闯出一片属于自己的天空。
我很期待,
期待下一次人齐的时候,
再来打场表演赛,
或模拟赛,
或在选拔赛后绑票,
或saiko、骂人
还是演相声什么的。
虽然这个“下一次”,
看起来越来越困难,
越来越遥远。
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